COSMOPOLITAN
role: original main book content, original online content
duration: August 2008 - April 2009
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Tongue is for talking. Tasting. Testing. Not wasting. These words want to be the best they can be. Welcome to Jess Henson's digital portfolio of work published in print and pixel. Copyrights reserved respectively. (click LINKS ON RIGHT.)
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David Donde is a self-dubbed coffee evangelist, eligible culture vulture and connoisseur of all things authentic who still skriks his broeke when the
David marvels that we think of
“I think
“I think it attracted the creatives from around the country with its beauty and dynamics. You know - what has; gets.”
“Food and wine capital of
Favourite restaurant?
“Depends on what you’re looking for.” Top would be Aubergine (impeccable service) or Ginja (extraordinary food). More accessible favourites include Vasco Da Gama Pub and Sloppy Sam, Greenpoint. For a real feel, Zarina’s in
What should we really boast about?
"I’ve been mountain biking all over, it’s got the best mountain biking in the world."
Something special to do while you’re here that the locals totally take for granted
“Take a car up
“tear up lots of bureaucracy. We’ve taken it on without taking advantage of it”
Does
“Sexier women.”
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If you could build anywhere regardless of council law or existing infrastructure…
“There’s a trailer park just beyond Simon’s Town that has the most amazing rocks and contact with the sea. I’d build there.”
How many Cape Towns are there?
“The Northern Suburbs, the Southern Suburbs, and the Atlantic Seaboard (
Something that we probably all agree on? “The clarity of light in
Parting thought
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you!
Bored? Stuff to do.
ART
Art is odd. Sometimes awesome. But always interesting. And galleries are where you get it. What If The World Gallery was recently included in Contemporary Magazine’s (
NATURE
Go play with the Aliens! Rather than hide from the cold, embrace the open air with a walk through the pines and feinbos while you still can. The pleasant but ecologically problematic mix of indigenous and other species is slowly being returned to its original condition. You’ll need a pair of gumboots and a warm coat for a good gallop in the wet. Borrow a dog or some restless children and take an easy stroll in Newlands forest,
Bet you didn’t think…
you could go caving in
Knsyna - Forests , vleis and getaway fantasies
Think forests and fish eagles, seafood and sea.
Voice Of The Hills
Meet Saney Martin. He’s been a seaman, a cab driver, a milkman, a man apart and a Knysna area local for the best part of forty years.The bright eyed and bushy bearded Scout leader is also the captain of the Loose Goose and a fountain of knowledge, wisdom and wit on the greater area. His version of a day job involves gandering about on the Sedgefield lagoons giving the low-down on naughty habits of birds of a feather. The something-year old might spend his days on the water, but his humour is dry as a duck.
Is Knysna centre still the same?
“It’s changed a lot in 30 years. It was a homely village before; you walked into the post office and didn’t have to give your name – they knew you. About 25 years ago, I started noticing, the Tourist busses coming all year round, and that’s when this place ‘took off’” .(wry smile)
How have the demographics changed?
In those days you had the early hippies living out in the bush – all these Freaks doing leatherwork and jewellery. The Rastafarians are a recent arrival – the last 10-15 years.
Are attitudes to recycling changing out here in paradise?
They’re generally lax. The town that’s best at recycling is Sedgefield, the smallest town of them all. It’s in Knysna’s municipality. Sedgefield locals insisted, so the council actually recycles. Also, on the Sedgefield ‘island’ they’ve taken it upon themselves to erect perches for fish eagles, and the conservancy gets experts from the parks board to advise them (on greening the area) ; biologists, horticulturalists – the best.
A lot of people have solar heating, and there’s a new system of evacuated tubes for heating. It works super efficiently.
A lot of people are starting to run their diesel bakkies on used cooking oil. You filter it properly, have your vehicle fitted with filters and pre-heaters. Driving behind them is really nice, because it reminds you of chips!
What could be done better?
The municipality tries its best, and there are a lot of fuddy-duddies who will complain about everything, but they should’ve had a traffic bypass around Knysna a long, long time ago. Through
There’s a lot of traffic on this part of the N2 – and a lot of speeding cameras!
Kaiman’s river has had a lot of accidents. There’s a peculiar arrangement there. They’ve now lowered the one side of the road so that trucks don’t go over the edge. There’s a camera right before that bend (towards Knysna) with a 40km and 60km limit in each lane, so EVERYBODY slows.
Tales from your homestead?
Once we had a goose who was pretty nasty, and people used to hoot at the gate not because of any dog, but because of the goose! We used to cut bamboo sticks and have them lying around near the doorstep because that guy would grab hold of your clothing and beat you with his wings!
The monkeys saw us harvesting carrots one day and the next day all the carrots were gone. Monkey see, monkey do. So we harvested the beetroots at night. (another wry smile)
Give Knysna a title?
The place where the forests are.
Parting thought
We don’t want a bottom fence. (his land opens into the indigenous forest)
Road trip au natural
Take the old forest route between George and Knysna for a true view of the wild and the wonderful and a different way to get form A to B. It’s not hard to find with GPS or by asking a local. It runs off Knysna road in George (N9 / N12) and comes out past Bibbeyshoek onto the N2 just before Knysna itself. The meandering gravel road cuts neatly through the lush, indigenous bush with a fair few exits to the coastal strip and the N2. It has little traffic, and unlike the N2, there are no speed cameras. A leisurely pace, however, is the wisest way to navigate its blind corners and sudden troupes of baboons (please don’t feed them). Take your time and take in the view!
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If you thought bird watching was for the - well, birds; then you haven’t taken a trip on the Loose Goose. The comfortable, amiable boat trawls the waters of the Swartvlei lake all year round. A lake trip offers the insightful observations of it’s captain, Saney Young, who keeps a birdy - I mean beady - eye on his feathered friends. For incredible views you’ll never get from the road or the forest path, glide around on the Goose. Good with sundowners, and family friendly to closely supervised children.
SO Your Wild Oats…
hunting for local curious or just curious about the locals? The Sedgefield Saturday morning market is the place to go, naturally. Combining the talents and tastes of the Wild Oats Community Farmers Market and the Scarab Village Craft Market, this community co-operative brings together the best of indigenous, organic produce and crafty craft. Year round with seasonal hours. Cnr N2 & Jan Van Riebeeck Sts, Sedgefield www.tourismsedgefield.co.za tel 044 883 1177
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View the website hereThe Event : June 2008
DJ Sdjunkero steals the SAMAs
DJ Sdunkero, a resident radio DJ at Ligwalawala FM, walked away with the MTN Record of the Year award at this year’s South African Music Awards (SAMAs) for his catchy house track, Maputo Song. The Nelspruit producer and club DJ was up against the likes of Freshlyground, DJ Cleo, Jimmy Dludlu and Lira for the award. “Winning the award
Nawe was originally assigned the voting letter B, which Cleo promoted widely. But at the awards at
Every successful outdoor festival has its defining qualities. ‘Outdoor intimacy’ seems to be UTC’s – a farmyard feel with farm-style food; a modest-sized camp with a family atmosphere; rubbing shoulders with musicians in the pristine surroundings; and modern amenities with tight, incognito security.
Red Hot Events’s Roxy Walker describes her colleagues as “highly energetic, go-the-extra mile types,” who handled everything except the line-up. That was left to the veteran visionary, Ant Bumstead, the inspiration behind the festival’s conception 17 years ago, and this year’s mad MC in women’s undies.
And what a line up it was. With sound and lighting by Somerset West’s Sound Generation, the lineup typically included a range of rock, blues, folk, jazz, punk, ska reggae and fusion sets. A combination of UTC regulars (Boulevard Blues), accessible bands boosting the festival’s public appeal (Bed On Bricks), ballsy rockers (Taxi Violence), talented newcomers (Foto Na Dans) and little known “diamonds in the rough” got the crowds on their feet. It’s telling of the UTC’s musical ethos that there’s a “waiting list of bands wishing to play.”
Without a “marketing or advertising budget,” organisers “were thrilled at the turnout.” Tiered ticket prices were used to encourage early sales, but a fortnight before, pre-bookings reflected just 150-200 guests. A great line-up, a good history and payday changed all that, and 1230 festival attendees exceeded both expectations and shower power. It’s not all blind estimations when it comes catering for UTC numbers; festival capacity is purposefully limited to 1 600 to retain a sense of intimacy.
Apart from the farm’s permanent facilities, extra toilets were provided to counter the call of nature and always had loo paper. Hearty traditional meals for the masses were provided by the farm family with great reviews (except from vegetarians).
With a crime rate and an alcohol tolerance as high as ours, security is a major concern at any public, outdoor gathering. UTC’s “best practice levels of safety” were proven by zero crime incidents. Lockable rooms for musical instruments and equipment were provided, while CP Security (elsewhere known as the scary men in red) discretely monitored bar areas, abandoned braais, and lost babes alike. Medics from Medi Care Events Services and fully trained lifeguards were also present.
Fire hazards were another burning concern. Apart from patrolling fire-fighters and manual fire-fighting equipment, the event boasted a specialised farm-style “fire truck” of its own, provided by farm owner, Andries Odendaal: a tractor equipped with a mounted water tank and hose.
Wisely, UTC invested in extra generators, an excellent electrician, and made sure Eskom kept them updated on load sharing projections. Eskom may have lost public faith, but they haven’t lost their sense of humour, claiming that
Unfortunately, people were witnessed washing their hair in the river with toxic shampoos. The size of the crowd and the untouched beauty of the area necessitate a greater green consciousness than is being fostered at this event. Is the rubbish that is so quickly cleared recycled? Nobody knows.
In all, with an emphasis on promoting superior local music and a willingness to do it better, the festival is set to keep making its mark, so watch out for this teenager.
For more information, please visit www.upthecreek.co.za.
Jess Mitrani Henson
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I think we need an injection of new fashion ideas in our small city. Maybe we should import some other styles? Maybe we already have. Take an old coffee sack off the coast of
Lizette is an independent, full-time artist with a different slant on things. Her epiphany came in 2003, after 5 years of a stifling role as secretary to an aluminium company in
Her art incorporates stylised metaphors of emotion and dream that can be taken with you wherever you go. Using the moody, tensile fibres of hessian, she fashions garments that hold colour brightly and sculpt form simply and beautifully. Vivid colours play in skirts, blouses, table covers, bags and bed throws. Sometimes they call to be painted on, other times bold embroidery sets a piece apart. Her tastes have obviously been
She was claimed by “voyage ensemble”, an exhibition showcasing African artists working together to explore our heritage as children of this stark continent. Then she launched an exhibition supported by the
On the Tip of Africa we’re on Edge. Of boundary. Of territory. Of ourselves. We are on the edge of discovery. It is not a voyage. It is a right. In the aftermath of liberation’s euphoria, we’re learning to look at ourselves though others’ eyes. Lizette is wonderful proof that life begins after thirty and that we can find the lost pieces through art. (And bring the city some style!) This empowered woman uses her own and others’ power and diversity to say brightly and boldly, with a heavy measure of humility: we are
Tel : 084 55 02773
www.voyageensemble.blogspot.com
If the sum total of what you know of
By no means a golden mile,
Mainlining
Her recent exhibition is an honest and artistic documentary of
From the switch-blade charms of ungelded gangsters, through grand bergies’ daylight cabaret, under the gaze of kindly Moslem aunties, past swanky shoppers and charistmatic Greek shopkeepers,
Unlike most commuters and pedestrians, her perceptual journey is not a simple route from point A to B.
“If you can forget your past, why can’t you remember your future?” the argument goes. The idea of recording the immediacy of the moment is an attempt to take a step back and see things afresh, and it suggests we can create our own reality.
Her arrangement of images is an extension of this theory. A series of shots, either from the same space, or the same set of moments broken up into frames, suggests a staccato flow. These are “fractions of seconds stitched together” that follow the same line. “Framing is how people access information these days,” she says. Seeing the continuum through Gervaise’s blinks slows us down to stop-frame speed long enough to take a look at our self-referential reality. It asks you to
Stop. Look. Comprehend.
your world in the context of the collective.
From the city centre through Woodstock’s warehouses, crack houses, families and second-hand stores; by the peaceful desolation of semi-Industria; past the shebeens of Mowbray; along the mumbling suburbia of the plums’ and ‘bergs to the buzzing bustle of Kalk bay’s weekend world and out into the coastal stretch dividing only mountain and ocean; Main Road carries Cape Town to itself, through itself.
“Everyone is fighting to make their own meat and butter and potatoes, but at the end of the day, hey brother - we’re all the same…And if you think - just because you’re from the other side of the road - you’re any different; then you’ve got it all wrong.”
Gervaise’s photography is an alternative iconography of a place we know and love that suggests there’s more than one way to see things. This is the main stream; the journey starts here. Step out. And take a piece of
Gervaise Christie
Yesshi Photography
+27 72 074 3357
earthstomper@hotmail.com
Think of a tight, hard, sexy sound sneaking up on a free, fluid, floating sound. Drop them lightly into the same audio glitch with the smooth touch of an edgy angel and let them play. You might begin to hear the strains of Humanizer’s musical trail.
Humanizer is Paul Resell, composer and producer of emotional antacid for urban headaches. At the fore of
Electronica is an evolution, a music genre whose audio free styling speaks to people without dictating to them. While making digital music is über-hip, much of the Electronica in circulation is criticized for losing listeners because its embrace of obscurity lacks musical narrative. We all need story. We all have stories. Humanizer tells a tale with sound. It is technology with a heart. A heart that beats a bit differently.
This unmistakably unusual sound sits itself ambiguously between definitions and quietly questions your thoughts and feelings. Boundaries are dissolved as it sinks in and explores the subconscious. My first time left me with new spaces inside. The sounds set my mind to idling, and its seeds sprouted subtly and suddenly through my soul. Listening to Humanizer is a journey of extremes.
The prevalence of a bass that defies previous depths without dominating the composition is offset by tinkering tech trills that turn the melodic experience into serious fun without losing its centre. Humour and playful grace dominate the compositions’ unique rhythmic structures. A tight but forgiving sound, it brings light; and it gives birth to dark tales without selling out to them.
Re/Fusing audio extremes to create musical synthesis, Paul regularly syncopates an audience’s musical assumptions with actual experience. This son of the mother city frequently drops beats that surprise. And delight. Or offer abrupt insight. With implicit musical poise he alternates between sound and silence; and, in its synapse, leaves room for interpretation. Flowing seamlessly between dark and light without warning and playing silences without apology, Humanizer guides the listener through their own dreamscape and mental planes. If we want to keep up, we have to wake up and listen. Under Humanizer’s touch, it’s impossible to listen without being moved; and it’s impossible to move without surrendering.
His is the soundtrack of blood and being, and Paul knows how to turn the tables. He drums the decks; he makes white noise sing. He suggests there is music in everything, and proves it. The modern subconscious is incessantly colonised by a ubiquitous broadcast of jingles and blips. They’re the congenital metro-tones that pervade city living and invade our lives. In his electric, tight orchestra; the ring tones, electronic blips and hold hymns that dominate our tech-etched psyches are free to return to harmony. It’s ironically uplifting; it’s the traffic hum you mistook for the incessant sigh of distant, crashing waves.
Successful collaborations with VJ Simtim (Charles Lee Thorpe), have established a solid relationship between the sound and the seen at Humanizer’s three independent album launches this year at live music’s second home, the Independent Armchair. Simstim splices images of everyday extraordinariness and bespoke graphic visuals in time to Humanizer’s beats and melodies. The result is no less than iconic. “Eye Am Hear”. Exactly.
The merging of sight and sound is more than a music experience. It encourages sensory integration; the mind passively engaged through visuals, the heart activated through sound, and rhythm the grounding, primal force. Beyond being entertained and stimulated, New media becomes a realm for spiritual expansion through experiential art. A composite sensory experience can take an audience to another level. Humanizer is taking the
It’s a subliminal and intuitive journey. Paul effects an understated subterfuge on musical supposition, a vent of true emotion and creates a gateway to urban/esoteric experience. It gives voice to suppressed songs inside, gives wings to dreams, but remains situated in the realms that our bodies belong to. It sings our own lives back to us – innocents of an info age, victims of mass consciousness, vigilantes of the creative underground, and vagrants of the spiritual wastelands. Humanizer tells the stories we aren’t aware we’re creating or being created by.
There’s always something tentative in touch. Something alive. Something much more than skin on surface.
There’s a woman in the city who knows this. She brings sculpture to life. She gives silence shape, opens doors unseen, but felt.
In the heart of the city bowl renowned for four seasons in one day, it’s late spring. I walk into Daya’s high-ceilinged studio. We’re not alone. Two creamy-ochre crete-stone women are waiting. Quietly. Waiting for their figures to fill out. Waiting to come to life.
It's a womb. Breathing. Sculptures in various stages of growth coexist with resin moulds and wire frames and hold court with the stillness between bursts of conversation. The still women are watching us. Patiently. I feel compelled to go over to them and touch. Ten.ta.tive.ly.
“That’s why I love sculpture,” she says in response to something I didn’t say as she runs her hands over the contours of a kneeling statuette, “you have to take notice; it moves into your space.” She’s always felt that form has feeling; I’ve always felt that feeling has form. If we are all mothers of our art, maybe our art also brings us up. My eyes follow her hands’ slow meander over slopes of shoulder and curves of calf. There is a definite sense of something emerging, but whether it is in the room or in me, I can’t tell.
A born and bred Capetonian, Daya loves and learns from a mother we all share. In a city teeming with diversity, she finds inspiration in simplicity. Reducing excess to its essence and embracing paradox, she can tell a broken heart in two words, or a sunset with none. She moves intimately between mono-dimensions and poly-realities, and finds irony, curiosity and celebration there. Her metaphors are petals of self that follow her faithfully and lead her willfully. Under the practical mechanism of her magic, sculpture becomes a statuesque text; a narrative sourced from the whole.
We’re sharing a cup of coffee. She moves around the studio, a slow dance of building excitement. A dance of four years of art school, and a lifetime of life-making are culminating in an exhibition that promises to deliver.
I think about the cleanness of her conceptualization. As a sculptor, she pares the unnecessary to within a sliver of its sin. I mean, skin.
The body is primary territory; it’s a personal and universal reference point for everyone. Daya uses this fact with insight and sensitivity, exploring the relationship between dichotomies. Merging metaphors of mortal physicality and spirituality, she uses feet, heart, bones, wings as the elements of life to offer a fresh perspective. Her sculptures transcend rationality to answer the divine.
Think of a tiny room brimful of sunsets and mirrors. This is her take on infinity – freedom within boundaries. Daddy Long Legs Hotel in Long Street commissioned her to create a custom room for roving revolutionaries and incognito emissaries. She covered entire walls of an awkward-shaped sleeping space in suns setting, sinking, rising and reflecting in intermittent mirrors.
A partiality to selective detail shows itself in her illustration most acutely. Her ink drawings reveal shapes and tastes of solid spirit playing peacefully with powerful emotion and the incumbent shifts in perception. She tackles issues of birth, death and rebirth in all her mediums, but keenly explores it in two dimensions. A commissioned canvas as long as my lounge holds a ripe woman on one end. And space on the other. Flat. Alive. Art. That’s just the embedded edginess you’d expect from someone who works with the flow and revolution of cycles.
It doesn’t matter what material she works with: text, pixels, paint, plaster; it all works. Her concepts are clear. Her complexities are clean and she intuits the role of each work in the wider context of the world with the sagacity of an elder. The fundaments of her creative format more or less fit into one of her favorite symbols– the circle in the square: infinity in the finite.
She turns back to the kneeling woman, having demonstrated the entirety of her plans for the December exhibition to me. She’s listening. And there, tattooed tacitly on her neck is the shape I’ve been thinking of.
“It is a bit like giving birth,” she says of an exhibition, an exchange with the public eye. Which is your eye. And mine.
Daya Heller, sculptor and life shaper, exhibits at Michaelis, 6 December, 2006. You’re invited to this coming of age. You’re invited.
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Josie Field
Mercury
(Gallo 2006)
Velve’s Selling Skin is borderline beautiful, like the gush of blood from some dark emotion. It pelts out metalesque melodies that grab your heart by the throat, shake like a mad dog, then gingerly put you down like a sad angel. Trucker’s voice is grazed silk on an exodus from the abyss of edgy emotion. Wise and wistful lyrics are tempered by the constant heat of Charles Mulder’s powerful guitar and Wouter Burger’s baaad bass combo that tracks its nails down the back of Dylan Phelan’s angry drums. It’s a wave crashing down on you, a torrent of feeling in a tide of solved sound. The dark sun that shines through Velve’s incredible energy will leave you “positively magnetised”.

If you go out in the hoods these days, you’re likely to get a surprise. Genres that used to sit and stay are fusing in front of our eyes. The creative cradle of the
Catch Justin and Matthew de Nobrega, Goran and Aleks Manojlovic together after hours, and they’ll probably be rocking any one of their diverse audiences through a happy, high-octane, warp-speed musical mélange without missing a beat. This is global afterglow. This is Unit.R
I recently sniffed around the strategic backstage of this emerging quartet of red-blooded men only to find they’re very much in touch with their yin. They multitask. On stage, they swing from one instrument to the next with the finesse more kin to the deadlier (is it fair to say ‘fairer’?) of the species. In the studio, they swap roles, write tracks together, and finish each other’s sentences. They hold down day jobs, too, and then jump around for the crowds like jubilant jelly beans, smiling as if life’s a grand joke and they get it.
The two sets of brothers make one strong sound. No mish-mashed musical leftovers here. With masterful articulation they sample a variety of melodies and rhythms that resonate. Their signature is a distinct, catchy and danceable mix of synth/pop and proto-punk electronic styles that leaves you feeling invigorated and happy. While they make a religion of having fun on stage, in person, their humility belies this charisma.
“We’re not serious or sexy,” smiles Goran. Each accomplished musicians in their own right; they’re directed towards professionalism by the organic flow of their combined passion. They’re internally managed and a household name on the live scene. Though they don’t dig for gigs; they don’t lack them. They don’t actively seek promotional rigs like interviews, but readily agreed to mine, even on a sleepy, Spring Sunday.
I met with the chattier half of the group, Goran and Justin, who made up for the ailing and a.w.o.l. (br)others’ input by offering twice the usual volume of information, volleying conversation like a Ping-Pong ball and covering more ground in an hour than I covered the whole day in my flu-stewed stupor. What a mix!
And it’s all about mixing. Fusion is exceeding its previous parameters as a trend in food, fashion, and media, to take on all creative realms, and is infused into Unit.R’s style by a characterized blend of genres and instruments. From Kokstad to
Being producers as well as electric maestros, their musical family crosses blood and history to give you a sound that knows how to get around. They site their genetic and artistic brotherhood as a source of growing musical synergy, and have recently moved from composing tracks separately to writing individual tracks collectively. The result carries a sense of connectedness from production to performance.
Their tastes range from Dylan to Deathcab, the Beatles to Zombie. Goran and Aleks’s childhood in
The band itself works dynamically, too. With definite strengths, but no fixed roles, they swap instruments as dictated by each track. Playing musical chairs allows them greater compositional freedom and frees up energy for performance. Enthusiastic audiences are proof of it.
While they don’t model themselves on an image of the chick-pulling rock star, their allure is undeniably infectious. These four put energy into their work, are led by inspiration, and never stop rocking. They say they’re not serious or sexy; I disagree. It’s sexy not to take yourself seriously; it’s seriously cool to live your art.
And the name? On this one point they remain elusive. “Let it mean what it does to people. There is a meaning, but - ” Goran’s looks at his burger and Justin looks slightly puzzled. Have they been hitting the karaoke bars a little too hard lately? Or are the shifting winds tweaking Justin’s proboscis? A forgotten secret is a beautiful and dangerous thing.
So remember to diarise the launch of their new music video and EP at Mercury Live, 24 November 2006.
Word up, boys. Don’t stop!
www.unit-r.com
www.myspace.com/unitr
Labels: BPM, josie field, music review, nov2006, p1mp inc, print, print and repro, unit.r, velve